Luffy's big problem
Luffy was feeling rather strange, just having finished his meal. He was usually rather energetic after getting to fill his belly and recharge, but not this time. He was out of breath and his pants felt oddly tight. His eyes trailed downwards and found them tenting up in an odd way, as if they had something big inside of them. Not knowing what to do about it, Luffy did was what he normally does in these situations; he got a headache. His face began to blush as his head worked hard on solving this extraordinary puzzle. After almost fainting from overuse, he got the brilliant idea to scare the thing in his pants into submission. Luffy stared at his problem and applied conquerors haki, but nothing happened. Becoming really confused at what was going on; he stood up and unbuttoned his pants, letting them fall on the floor. "Ooooh…" he thought. "It's just my penis." Satisfied with his finding, he placed his hands against his hips and laughed heartily, causing his erection to bob up and down. He stared back at it, surprised it hadn't gone away after that. "What is wrong with it? It's usually not this big and far from this hard. It's usually all flabby and squishy," he thought as he started to prod it with his fingers. It kind of felt nice somehow. "Oh wait, I know! This had happened before, a long time ago." Luffy thought back to the time when it last happened. "I know I'm supposed to touch it in a certain way. How did Makino do it again? She did something with her hands and mouth…" After a couple of seconds of thinking, before his brain began to fry, he placed his hand around his shaft.
Luffy began to stroke his cock in a slow and uncertain way, unable to figure out the special technique required to fix this problem. He grunted slightly as his attempts grew more successful, he had forgotten how nice this felt. Luffy tightened the grip around his cock and picked up some speed. His dick twitched in delight as it was being stroked by the firm hand. The pace of his breath increased as his arousal grew with the intensity of his eagerness for more. His hips began to thrust slightly, rocking back and forth as Luffy felt something happen inside of his jewels. He began to pant as the feeling in his nuts swelled at an alarming rate. He arched his crotch forward and released volleys of hot and sticky cum. His hand kept jerking as he unloaded all over the table, where his food used to be, and well beyond that. He sighed in relief and pulled up his pants, securing them around his waist. Luffy grinned. "Shi shi shi, much better!" He said as he skipped out of the room, leaving his entire crew in a state of utter shock. There sat every single crew member of the strawhats. Their jaws had dropped and their faces were contorted in sheer terror and their souls quietly shrieked in agonizing discomfort. Zoro, who was sitting opposite of Luffy, was covered in his captain's ejaculate and had become frozen in place. Nami was the first to break the silence.
"That thing was huge…"
"THAT IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!" Sanji screamed.
"She's not wrong…" Robin replied.
"Yohohoholy shit…"
Everyone went silent again, but their eyes slowly moved towards Zoro as his surface temperature rose well above a million kelvin. The sperm covering his face slowly started to evaporate as his anger and utter rage was slowly being built up to dangerous levels. All that was left was a mask of burnt semen crust. He stood up and slowly walked outside, leaving footprints of burnt wood as he left. The crew sat in silence as they listened to Zoro's boot murder the shit out of their Captain'sm now dying, testicles.