You ever have one of those days where you wake up, get hit by a truck, and then suddenly find yourself naked in a crater?
Yeah. That was me.
Well, technically I died before the crater part, but you get the idea.
Last thing I remember was saving some kid from a runaway truck—like a dumbass—and then boom. Blackout. Now I'm lying on my back in a field of scorched dirt, dick flopping in the breeze, and a glowing blue screen floating above my face like it's trying to sell me a porn subscription.
[Welcome, Chosen One.]
[You have been transmigrated to: Terra Mutatis.]
[Would you like to begin Class Card Draw?]
I blinked.
"…What the fuck?"
[Drawing 5 Class Cards…]
[X-Rank Acquired — "Harem Master"]
[Select 5 Unique Erotic Skills to Begin.]
"…What the actual fuck?"
Not that I was complaining. After the truck thing, I kinda assumed I'd be stuck in some reincarnation hell where I'd be a toilet slime or something. But no. Apparently, I got the jackpot.
Harem Master? X-Rank? Five erotic skills?
Was I dreaming? Was this some kind of messed-up horny hallucination?
I sat up. The sky was orange, the air was thick with smoke, and in the distance, I saw a goddamn zombie get bodied by a woman in a sports bra with glowing claws.
Nope. Not a dream.
Also, still naked.
[Skill Selection Unlocked. Choose 5 from the following list.]
A huge list rolled out like a menu from a hentai game. I scanned it, my brain short-circuiting halfway through.
Eros Domination
Dual Cultivation Ascension
Seduction Overdrive
Harem Bond Network
Libido Burst
Hypnotic Touch
Sexual Drain
Pheromone Spike
Lust Clone
Oral Blessing
Sensual Regeneration
Cumshot Barrage (…what the hell??)
"Holy shit, it's like Pornhub made a magic system."
I wasn't sure whether to laugh or jerk off.
Eventually, I picked the ones that sounded both sexy and strategically useful.
Selected Skills:
Eros Domination – Your gaze bypasses charm resistance for anyone below your level. Increases seduction success by 50%.
Dual Cultivation Ascension – Intimacy with a bonded partner grants EXP, shared stat growth, and potential skill evolutions.
Seduction Overdrive – Activate a passive aura that heightens lust in a 10-meter radius. Weakens enemy hostility.
Harem Bond Network – Bonded partners form a link that allows buff sharing, remote healing, and battlefield synergy.
Libido Burst – Sexual energy can be weaponized. Critical hits charge a "pleasure meter" that unleashes powerful charm-based shockwaves.
"Alright then," I muttered, standing up and brushing dirt off my ass. "Let's do this, Harem Master style."
Literally two seconds later, I heard rustling behind a broken wall. A girl—tanned skin, messy black hair, torn combat pants—crawled out, panting hard, bleeding from the arm.
She had a makeshift bat in one hand and what looked like a homemade flamethrower in the other.
Then she saw me.
Saw all of me.
"…Who the fuck are you?" she snapped.
"Uh... Hi. I'm the new guy. Just got isekai'd. Sorry for the full frontal."
She stared at me like I was high. Fair enough.
Then her eyes darted behind me. "Shit! MOVE!"
I didn't even get the chance to turn before I heard a snarl. Something fast slammed into me, claws scraping down my back. A zombie with melted skin, twitching like it was on meth.
I rolled, grabbed the bat the girl tossed me, and swung.
Crack.
Zombie head: gone.
[Enemy Defeated. +5 EXP.]
My eyes widened. "Oh my god, that worked."
"You're lucky it was a low-level," the girl said, grabbing my arm. "Come on. There's more where that came from."
Ten minutes later…
We ducked into a half-destroyed apartment building. She shoved a cabinet in front of the door and finally turned to me.
"You're weird as fuck," she said, squinting at me. "But you can fight. Name?"
"Hiro. Just Hiro."
"Kay. I'm Mei. You got clothes, Hiro?"
"…Not unless you count confidence."
She actually laughed. That was a win.
But now that the adrenaline was dying down, something weird started happening. My heart beat faster. My skin tingled. The air between us suddenly felt… charged.
Like, really charged.
[Seduction Overdrive: Aura Activated.]
Shit. I didn't mean to turn it on!
Mei shifted uncomfortably, her cheeks flushing. "Is it… hot in here?"
I cleared my throat. "It's not just you."
Our eyes met.
And damn it, something in me just knew.
This wasn't just lust. This was a trigger. A chance to start bonding.
I stepped closer. "You okay?"
"…I haven't touched anyone in weeks," she muttered.
"Want to change that?"
She grabbed me by the collar and pushed me against the wall.
And just like that, the tension snapped.
Clothes went flying (well, mine were already gone), mouths met, hands explored. She kissed like a wild animal—desperate, raw, and hungry.
My fingers slid under her bra, and she gasped, arching against me. I felt heat pulse through my body.
[Dual Cultivation Initiated.]
[Bond Progress: 1%...]
[Stat Sync Activated.]
Holy hell, I was actually leveling up from this.
When I slid into her, a shockwave of pleasure hit me so hard I almost lost balance. She moaned, biting my neck, moving like she wanted to burn all the frustration out of her body.
And I gave it to her. Every thrust, every gasp, every broken whisper of my name added to that growing bond meter.
She clenched around me as she came with a sharp cry, and I wasn't far behind.
[Libido Burst: Charged 100%. Ready to Cast.]
What?!
Too late. As I climaxed, a pink pulse of light exploded from my body, knocking over a lamp and blasting out the windows.
"W-what the fuck was that?!" Mei panted, still trembling.
I looked at my hands. They were glowing faintly.
"…I think I just came so hard I nuked the apartment."
[Level Up. +3 Stat Points. +1 Skill Point.]
I grinned.
"Okay. I like this world."