[Initializing complete system interface. Displaying full capabilities...]
Texts began materializing in front of my eyes, forming elegant panels that looked like something out of the most expensive RPG ever made. The interface was gorgeous—crystalline borders, smooth animations, and a level of detail that made my inner otaku practically vibrate with excitement.
[Incubus System!]
[Name: Marcus von Ravencrest
Level: 1
Experience: 0/100
Incubus Points: 50
Primary Stats: Charisma: 15/100
Perception: 18/100
Magical Power: 12/100
Physical Appeal: 20/100
Magic Powers:
Time Magic: LOCKED
Empty Slot
Empty Slot..
System AbilitiesUNLOCKED: Enhanced Perception, Eternal Bond, Charm Resistance, Snatch
Active Abilities: Desire Amplification, Persuasive Voice
Eternal Partners: 0]
"Holy shit," I breathed, staring at the interface floating in my vision. This is like if someone took every isekai power fantasy and cranked it up to eleven. And made it incredibly horny.
[Affirmative. Full RPG-style progression with adult-oriented specialization. Your previous exposure to similar fictional systems should ease adaptation.]
"You know about that?" Of course an advanced AI system would have Earth databases. Probably knows I spent way too many hours reading web novels.
[System contains comprehensive databases. Your knowledge of anime, manga, and light novel tropes will prove... advantageous in understanding capabilities.]
I grinned. "So you're telling me all those hours reading Shield Hero and Re:Zero were actually job training?"
[Crude but accurate assessment.]
Time to see what kind of broken protagonist abilities I've been blessed with.
[Time Magic is your innate magical affinity. Currently sealed pending full awakening completion. Regarding point systems: Experience Points facilitate level progression and unlock new tiers. Incubus Points serve as currency for immediate upgrades, shop currency and more.]
More panels materialized, showing the detailed breakdown:
[System Abilities—
Basic Tier: UNLOCKED
—Enhanced Perception: See through clothing, detect arousal, read emotions with supernatural clarity
—Eternal Bond: Create permanent mutual loyalty through genuine intimacy
—Charm Resistance: Complete immunity to mental manipulation and mind control
—Snatch: Copy magical abilities from intimate partners
—Carnal Evolution: Level up through sexual encounters rather than combat
—Satisfaction Addiction: Partners develop growing need for your specific touch.
Intermediate Tier: LOCKED - Requires Level 4
—Divine Rod: Adjust size, shape, and sensitivity at will for optimal satisfaction
—Endless Stamina: Never experience fatigue during intimate encounters even with being stronger than you, you will still be a beast in bed than them.
—Pleasure Amplification: Intensify physical sensations for self and partners. This ability usually by passes how powerful your partner is.
—Perfect Technique: Instinctively know exactly how to please any partner even with just using your hands.
—Essence Absorption: Gain additional experience points through intimate encounters.
Advanced Tier: LOCKED - Requires Level 30
—Multiple Climax: Experience and provide multiple consecutive peaks without exhaustion
—Passion Essence: Convert essence into magical energy, allowing your partners to level up through your essence if you're stronger than them.
—Lust Empowerment: Become physically and magically stronger when sexually aroused
—Aphrodisiac Aura: Release pheromones that increase libido in nearby women
Master Tier: LOCKED - Requires Level 100
—Seduction Mastery: Gain experience points for successfully charming targets
—Whispered Desires: Plant subconscious suggestions during intimate moments for wordless communication and influencing your enemies through a touch.
I stared at the list, my brain trying to process what I was seeing. So I can literally become stronger by sleeping with people? That's like if Kazuma's luck stat was replaced with horny stat. And I can level up through sex? What kind of absolutely degenerate system did I just bond with?
[System designed to match user desires and world requirements. You expressed preference for genuine relationships over conquest. These abilities facilitate both pleasure and power while maintaining emotional bonds.]
"Divine Rod though?" I snorted. "Really? That's what you're calling it? What's next, gonna call it the Legendary Cock of Infinite Pleasure?"
[Alternative designations available: Perfect Instrument, Adaptable Appendage, Satisfaction Scepter, Ultimate Pleasure Device—]
"No, no, Divine Rod is fine," I said quickly, trying not to laugh. At least it's not calling it something like 'Heaven-Piercing Drill' or I'd never be able to take this seriously.
[...]
"Some of these are genuinely clever though. Partners developing addiction to my touch? That's basically relationship insurance built into the system."
[Designed to prevent abandonment scenarios while ensuring partners remain emotionally invested.]
And Snatch letting me copy abilities? That's straight up Sharingan logic. Except instead of eye contact, it's... different kinds of contact. I thought it was only going to work against the vengeful god.
"How exactly do I earn EXP versus Incubus Points?"
[Experience Points: Major achievements, quest completion, forming new bonds, overcoming significant challenges. Incubus Points: Daily interactions, successful seductions, asserting independence, intimate encounters, defying gender role expectations.]
A new panel appeared showing the shop:
[Shop— Incubus Points: 50
Stat Upgrades: Charisma +1 Cost: 10 IP
Perception +1 Cost: 10 IP
Mana +1 Cost: 10 IP
Physical Appeal +1 Cost: 10 IP
Items—Pleasure Enhancement: Silk Restraint Set, Enchanted Lingerie Collection, Aphrodisiac Perfume, Sensory Enhancement Oil Cost, Crystal Pleasure Toys...
Items—Magical: Charm Amplifier Ring Cost: 1000 IP, Memory Crystal Cost: 750 IP, Desire Detection Pendant Cost: 600 IP Stamina Restoration Potion Cost: 450 IP, Emotion Reading Glasses Cost: 800 IP
Well that's... thorough. They really thought of everything, didn't they? Even selling BDSM gear and magical sex toys. This system is either the most helpful thing ever or the most degenerate.
"What about these quests?"
[Quests!]
Main Quest: Defy the Vengeful God Progress: 5% | Reward: ??? (Legendary)
Active Quests: 1. Form First Eternal Bond Reward: 100 EXP + Intermediate Tier Unlock
2. Attend Academy Successfully
Reward: 150 EXP + Magic Power.
3. Seduce an Immortal Reward: 5000 EXP + Rare Ability + Special Title
My eyes widened. "Five thousand EXP for seducing an immortal? That's like... that's five levels worth of experience in one go."
[Immortal-class entities represent extreme challenges. Rewards scaled accordingly. Note: Task difficulty approaches S-rank classification.]
S-rank? What am I, Saitama? Though I guess trying to seduce someone who's lived for millennia and has probably seen every pickup line ever invented would be Dark Souls boss fight levels of difficulty.
"I'm guessing that means someone like Magister Celestine?"
[Affirmative. Immortal-class entities possess centuries of experience and supernatural perception. Success probability currently estimated at 0.03%.]
So you're saying there's a chance? That's better odds than I had with girls back on Earth.
"What about this Eternal Partners section?"
[Eternal Partners: 0 No bonds formed yet.
Bond Benefits: Mutual loyalty, Shared emotional connection!
Magic power inheritance (Snatch), Enhanced intimacy perception, Partner leveling through essence (Passion Essence)]
Like a supernatural Pokemon collection, except instead of catching them with Pokeballs, I catch them with... well, different kinds of balls.
[Strength of copied ability correlates with depth of emotional and physical connection. Shallow relationships yield minor powers. Deep bonds provide complete ability replication.]
I leaned back in the soft grass, processing everything. This is actually perfect, isn't it? Power, pleasure, genuine relationships, and the ability to grow stronger through what I actually enjoy doing. It's like someone designed a system specifically for my exact personality.
[System designed around user preferences and world optimization. Question: Do you wish to begin utilizing abilities immediately upon return?]
"Oh hell yes. But I'm curious about something. You mentioned I'm becoming something this world hasn't seen before. What exactly does that mean?"
[Analysis indicates your combination of Time Magic affinity, system enhancement, and resistance to traditional male social conditioning creates unprecedented variables. Most males in this world accept submissive roles. You do not. Your mother, the system name itself. There are many variables host!]
Yeah? Anyway... All guys here are basically trained to be house husbands with magic. Meanwhile, I'm over here planning to become the main character of the most questionable anime ever made.
"Damn right I don't. So what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable world order?"
[Hypothesis: Paradise reshapes itself around you rather than containing you within existing structures.]
"Perfect." Time to see if this world is ready for someone who refuses to play by their rules.
"Can I hide the interface from others?"
[Completely private. Visual and auditory manifestations only perceivable by you unless.]
Good. Can't have people thinking I'm insane for talking to thin air. Well, more insane than they already think I am.
Well, whatever!
[Preparing return to physical realm. Recommend caution during initial ability testing. Family members remain highly concerned about your unconscious state.]
Right, probably shouldn't immediately test Enhanced Perception on my worried family. That would be like starting a new game and immediately trying to seduce the final boss.
I looked around the paradise garden one last time. "Thanks for this. For the power, the explanation, everything. It's exactly what I needed."
[System exists to serve your optimal growth and satisfaction. Welcome to your new life, Marcus von Ravencrest.]
[...]
As the garden began to fade and consciousness prepared to return, I could practically feel the interface settling into the back of my mind like a new sense I'd always been missing.
Time to wake up and see what my new abilities can do. And maybe figure out how to not immediately scandalize my family with my enhanced perception.
But before I opened my eyes in the real world, one final thought crossed my mind: I wonder if they'll notice how much I've changed?
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How's the system guys?