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Marine Headquarters – Grand Line
The air in Fleet Admiral Sengoku's office was thick with the scent of paperwork and simmering frustration. The old man's fingers drummed against his desk, his brow furrowed as he stared at the latest dispatch from Loguetown.
"Entire port operations halted. Civilians exhibiting erratic, addictive behavior. Local garrison reports… cookie-related disturbances?"
Sengoku's eye twitched.
Across from him, Vice Admiral Smoker exhaled a slow plume of cigar smoke, his massive frame leaning against the wall. His white coat—still crisp despite the hour—bore the insignia of his rank, though the glint in his eyes suggested he'd rather be on the front lines than in a debriefing.
"Cookies," Sengoku repeated, deadpan. "You're telling me Loguetown, the Gateway to the Grand Line, is collapsing because of pastries?"
The marine courier swallowed hard. "Y-Yes, sir. Reports indicate an unknown vendor's product has… altered the populace. They're violent if deprived, docile when supplied. The harbor's in chaos—ships abandoned, trade frozen. Even our men aren't immune."
Smoker's teeth clenched around his cigar. "Pathetic."
Sengoku massaged his temples. "And the local captain didn't—?"
"Captain Ripper was found in a storage closet, sir. Covered in crumbs. Whimpering about 'just one more bite.'"
A beat of silence.
Then—
"Smoker." Sengoku's voice was a blade.
The Vice Admiral didn't flinch. "Hn."
"Get to Loguetown. Find this vendor. And put an end to this farce before the World Government starts asking why we're losing a strategic port to dessert."
Smoker pushed off the wall, his seastone jutte already in hand. "Wasn't planning to sit around anyway."
As he turned to leave, Sengoku added, "And Smoker? The Straw Hats were spotted nearing Loguetown. If they're caught in this—"
A grin split Smoker's face, sharp as a blade. "Even better."
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Loguetown Harbor – Dawn of Chaos
The Going Merry cut through the morning mist, her sails billowing as the Straw Hats crowded the railing.
"Land hoooo!" Luffy cheered, his sandals slapping against the deck as he bounced. "Loguetown! The town where the Pirate King was born and died!"
Nami rolled her chart with a sigh. "Yes, and also the last stop before the Grand Line. We need supplies, not a history lesson."
Zoro's eye twitched toward the bustling port—or what should've been bustling. Instead, the docks were eerily still, ships listing at odd angles, crates abandoned mid-unload.
"…Something's off."
Usopp's fingers trembled around his slingshot. "Y-You think? Where's the noise? The people?"
Sanji lit a cigarette, his brow furrowing. "And why does the wind smell like… sugar?"
A scream echoed from the town square.
Then laughter.
Then the unmistakable sound of a building collapsing.
Luffy's grin widened. "Shishishi! Adventure already!"
The moment Luffy's sandals left the deck, chaos erupted.
"LAST ONE THERE'S A ROTTEN EGG!" Luffy's voice echoed across the harbor as he went flying.
Three figures moved simultaneously:
Zoro's swords clanked as he shoulder-checked past Nami. "Tch. Like I'd let you have all the fun!" Before anyone could react, he'd vaulted over the railing with a grunt, hitting the docks with a heavy thud.
Sanji's cigarette nearly fell from his lips as he sprang into motion. "You damn rubber bastard! Save some excitement for the rest of us!" His polished shoes barely touched the railing as he executed a perfect flip over the side.
Usopp's limbs flailed wildly. "W-wait! Don't leave me behind with the- the- the-" His panic transformed into sudden determination. "I'M COMING TOO!" With a dramatic leap that somehow cleared the railing, he tumbled onto the dock below in a heap of long limbs and satchel straps.
Nami's outstretched hand closed on empty air where she'd meant to grab someone's collar. Her eye developed a dangerous twitch. "I... those... those absolute..." The vein on her forehead pulsed visibly. "GODDAMN IDIOTS!"
The orange-haired navigator took several deep breaths that did nothing to calm her rising fury. "Fine. Fine!" She whirled toward the remaining crew members - just herself. "Calm down Nami. I need to stop that idiot captain from getting himself executed on the actual execution platform! And no one eats anything suspicious!"
As she hurried down the gangplank, she didn't notice the ominous figure watching from the rooftops. Smoker took a long drag from his cigar, the glowing tip illuminating his feral grin before he dissolved into swirling white smoke.
Smoker's teeth gleamed. "Finally."
Loguetown Harbor – The Storm Approaches
The moment the Straw Hats vanished into the twisted streets of Loguetown, the sea behind them churned violently. A massive pirate ship, its sails emblazoned with a grinning jolly roger sporting a bright red nose, crashed into the dock with enough force to splinter wood.
"GYAHAHAHAHA!"
The shrill, unmistakable laugh of Buggy the Clown echoed across the harbor as he stood triumphantly at the bow, arms spread wide. His blue hair whipped wildly in the wind, his grin stretching from ear to ear.
"FINALLY! After all these years, I return to the town where the Pirate King died… and where I'll finally CRUSH that damn Straw Hat!"
His crew—a ragtag band of circus-themed misfits—cheered behind him. Cabaji the acrobat flipped onto the railing, while Mohji stroked his lion Richie's mane, both grinning like hyenas.
"We followed them just like you said, Captain Buggy!" Mohji barked. "Those Straw Hats won't know what hit 'em!"
Buggy's eyes gleamed with manic excitement. "Ohhh, this is perfect. Not only do I get my revenge, but I get it in the same place where Gold Roger met his end! The irony is DELICIOUS!"
But then—
His nose twitched.
His mouth watered.
An intoxicating, sugary aroma drifted through the air, making his stomach growl like a wild beast.
"W-What the hell is that smell?!" Buggy stammered, his vengeance momentarily forgotten.
One of his crewmen was already on his knees, licking the dock like a starved dog. "Captain… the wood… it tastes like… like heaven!"
Buggy's eye twitched. "You idiot! Stop—"
But then he took another deep breath.
And his pupils dilated.
"Gyahahaha… no, no, focus, Buggy! REVENGE FIRST!" He shook his head violently, slapping his own cheeks. "Then… then we find out what that smell is."
(His tongue darted out to lick his lips. Just in case.)
As Buggy's crew stormed into Loguetown, they failed to notice three critical things:
1. Their footsteps were becoming erratic. Some of them were drooling. Others were sniffing the air like bloodhounds.
2. The townspeople weren't running from them. In fact, the citizens barely even glanced at the invading pirates—too busy twitching, giggling, or clawing at their own faces in desperation.
3. A pair of cold, calculating eyes watched from the shadows.
Tashigi, Smoker's loyal lieutenant, adjusted her glasses as she observed Buggy's arrival. She pressed a finger to her transponder snail.
"Captain Smoker… we have another problem. Buggy the Clown just arrived."
A plume of smoke curled in the distance.
"Hmph. Let him play. He'll regret it soon enough."
The True Danger Lurks
While Buggy hunted for Luffy…
While Smoker prepared his trap…
While the Straw Hats wandered deeper into the madness…
One man sat at the center of it all.
Takuya leaned back in his chair, fingers laced behind his head, watching the chaos unfold with a smirk.
Mira, still collared and kneeling beside him, nuzzled against his thigh. "Master… more pirates are coming."
He chuckled, stroking her hair. "Good. More customers."
His eyes flicked toward the execution platform—where soon, Luffy would stand beneath the same blade that killed Roger.
The crowd around them twitched, their eyes hollow with hunger, their fingers clutching half-eaten cookies like lifelines.
A commotion at the square's entrance made him smirk.
Ah. The main event.
Monkey D. Luffy barreled into the square, skidding to a halt beneath the execution platform. His head tilted back, straw hat shadowing his eyes as he stared at the scaffold where Gold Roger had breathed his last.
"Woah…" Luffy whispered.
Then—
"COOKIES!"
The crowd surged, a frothing wave of addicts lunging for Luffy like he was the source of their craving.
"Eh? Wha—HEY!" Luffy yelped as hands clawed at his vest. "Get off! I'm not food—ouch! Who bites people?!"
Across the square, Smoker's boots hit the cobblestones, his presence sending a ripple of unease through the chaos. His gaze locked onto Luffy.
Then onto Takuya.
Their eyes met.
Takuya raised a cookie in mock toast.
Smoker's jaw tightened.
Game on.
The entire world would bow to the power of his cookies.
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