'What kind of bullshit weapons are these?' Lukas lamented as he scrolled down a list of items that couldn't even be called weapons.
[Personal Shop] –> [Weapons] –> [Affordable]
– The Nutcracker [DPS: 5] 80 gold
– Cupid's Arrow [DPS: 3] 80 gold
– The Saint's Magical Wand [DPS: 4] 80 gold
Essentially, his choices were between a comically large warhammer, a heart shaped bow with 2 inch arrows, or what he really hoped wasn't a fucking dildo.
'These can't be the only weapons I can buy.'
[These are the only weapons you can afford right now. If you'd like, I could change the filter from Affordable to Nearly Affordable, which would broaden the search to all weapons that cost under 400 gold.]
Lukas nodded his head as he did the calculations in his head. Right now he had 147 gold. He made 120 daily from his shop and should be making 700 weekly from his kingdom.
In just a few days he'd easily have a weapon that costed 400 gold. In fact, this shop seemed nothing short of op.
