Princess Nettrix lay sprawled on the slippery floor, armor soaked in sweat, legs trembling from the whipping storm she herself had unleashed. Her pink eyes were tightly shut.
Her inner thoughts were in absolute chaos.
> "Please… please be gentle… it's my first time… oh gods, why am I even thinking this—what is wrong with me?!"
But before her imagination could go full adult-fantasy mode, a knock knock landed directly on her forehead.
Goku's voice, cheerful and clueless:
"Hey, what happened? Why are your eyes shut tight like you just saw a ghost?"
Her eyes flew open.
Standing before her — not behind, not over her — sit like toddler checking on a bug, was Goku.
Smiling. Innocently. Dumbly. Radiating childlike idiocy.
Princess Nettrix blinked.
"Wait… you didn't… do anything… to my… back hole?"
Goku scratched his fluffy hair.
"Oh nah, I thought your hole was kinda weird… Bulma's device started beeping when I saw it.
Then I remembered Master Roshi's advice before I left…"
He stood up, arms crossed seriously:
> "He said, 'Hole is your true goal… when you see hole, put your pole.'
But now I'm thinking… maybe Master Roshi wasn't talking about a pee-hole.
Maybe he meant, like… a big ditch or something."
Nettrix stared.
Her heart, which was pounding like a war drum, slowly dropped into flute music.
Her virginity? Still intact.
But her pride? Confused. And… strangely disappointed?
Inside her head:
> "If this were any other man, I'd be halfway to regretville by now. But this idiot… this adorable, muscled idiot… he didn't do anything. He just… smiled?"
And for the first time, her lips curled into a tiny smile.
But then her PRINCESS PRIDE kicked in.
> "WHAT A FOOL! WHO WAITS AROUND DURING SUCH A PERFECT MOMENT EVEN I GIVE HIM SOME HINTS ?!"
Her pride screamed. But… so did her curiosity.
She had an idea.
A gloriously naughty, cunning idea.
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She slowly stood up, wiping sweat off her face with queenly poise.
"Hey Goku…" she said with a sweetly dangerous tone,
"…why are you so obsessed with that little beeping device of yours?"
Goku held it up like a prized toy.
"Oh! This? It's Bulma's Tracho-Meter. It detects strong erotic emotional energy.
I'm on a mission to find the 'Horny sins'—A man with dangerously high lust levels!"
Nettrix's mind suddenly clicked.
> "So… the device beeps when it senses deep emotions?"
"Then that explains it… the first time we met, it beeped from my overpowering pride and dominance…"
"But just now… when I gazed at his glistening oily abs with a little… curiosity and lust… the beeping went crazy."
She smirked devilishly.
"Hey, Goku…"
She turned around slowly, dramatically… revealing the small emergency vent near her armored rear.
"…do you want to hear this device beep again?"
Goku blinked. "Huh? Sure! But how?"
Princess Nettrix: "See this little… hole… in my armor?"
Goku nodded like a clueless golden retriever.
She tilted her head and whispered,
"Try putting your pole in it."
Goku's eyes widened.
"My… staff? MY Pole?"
Nettrix gave a sly, wicked grin.
"Maybe it'll tell you everything you've been searching for…"
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To Be Continued…
Will Goku discover the true purpose of the hole?
Will the Tracho-Meter explode from overbeep?
Will Princess Nettrix finally accept her sinful feelings—or whip Goku even harder?
Find out next time on: DRAGON POLE Z