POV 3rd person
'well that was fucking horrifying' are the only words sirzechs could use for what he just watched and the words summarised the situation perfectly because he just watched a human reach into what he's pretty sure was the fucking Root (he knew what it was because Ajuka always talked about trying to reach it for some reason) and grasp the very fucking concept of a sword to swing a single slash that apparently rewrote reality to make it that the once lush forrest that was here before is, was and will always be a dessert.
'god (ow) this whole situation is so incredibly fucked, how in Luci's name does he deal with a mortal human that's apparently super-devil class or higher' he honestly had no idea but he knew one thing he couldn't let the Greeks keep a hold on this walking nuke especially with how Zeus is getting more and more paranoid and tyrant-like by the year.
He really needs a break first a couple of months ago Gaia wakes up (suprisingly not apocalyptically furious and almost down right happy this time) then a bunch of gods start getting large boosts in worship at random, then his son gets napped by a Greek monster (how did it get to the biblical hell?) along with other pantheon's children and demigods and finally a mortal human without a sacred gear or any other advantages normally used managed to break into the top 10 strongest list (the list is only of the top strongest that are known) and can apparently interact with concept's in a totally different way somebody like himself can.
With a sigh that feels like it comes from the deepest part of his soul he floats for a moment before summoning his familiar to watch them and used magic circle to teleport back to his office intending to write another report for the rest of the Satan's but when he arrived at his office he was greeted by both the Satan Leviathan (she was serious so not levi-tan at the moment) and Satan Beelzebub both of them his serious faces making him sigh again.
"What happened now" he really hoped nothing serious occurred while he was watching a man bully reality.
"We have a delicate situation rapidly spiralling out of control in America" Sirzechs just sighs even louder at that before Serafall continues "an Outsider was spotted by a cruise ship full of people and the footage managed to get to the internet before we could stop it" that makes the satan Lucifer feel like pulling his own hair out.
"Oh by Lilith's name how did an Outsider get here without Great Red stopping them or any other defence we have against them and their ilk" it wasn't common knowledge but one of the reasons that Great Red is in the dimensional gap other than because he's too large to appear on earth is to protect this World against outside threats like the Outsiders and the Others.
"We don't know the actual reason but some suspect that it managed to get through in a way that bypasses the use of the dimensional gap as an access point to our universe/World there for invalidating the need to encounter the dragon god" that was incredibly troubling if the entity was smart enough to create a method to bypass the greatest defence this universe had.
"Do we have any idea about its intentions and strength level" what happened next really all came down to this simple question because if it was smart and weak than it was harmless if it was smart and strong but had no intention to harm other than that invalidated the threat but if it was smart strong and cruel like most Others and Outsiders were then it was all hands on deck.
"At the moment the entity is currently only floating over the Atlantic Ocean in an avatar appearing to be processing what a humanoid body feels like but what worries most of the people about it is that the first human to touch the Outsider has acquired abilitys not unlike a sacred gear but without actually have said gear" that was both interesting and concerning.
"What is this ability and has the man displayed any irregular behaviour after he acquired said power" depending on the nature of the power (if it was magical of not) and if said power effected the humans actions was incredibly important to know incase this was an infection type entity.
"The human has displayed the ability to substitute himself with anything nonliving that has 10% all the way to 200% of his body's mass, and other than the typical delusions of grandeur about becoming a superhero going by the name swap his behaviour is consistent with his previous behaviour before these powers manifested."
"Hmm are there any anomalous changes to the humans biological systems that can be linked to the new abilitys he displays"
Serafall made a gesture of a maybe "other than two minute tumor like growths near his frontal and the parietal lobes that react when he uses his abilitys in very small ways his body does absolute nothing in the activation of his ability" with her peace said Ajuka takes over and continues on her point.
"When we found the tumor-like growths I decided to do a deep psychometry scan of them and I managed to find that the growths are really housing units for a portal about only a micrometre in size leading to a massive biomechanical crystal based lifeform housed in a separate uninhabited earth a few dimensions to the left" sirzechs only really got some of that but he understood the basics that this human was linked to a crystal lifeform allowing him to use his ability.
With a big breath in Ajuka started rapidly increasing in talking speed as if to get all of this out of the way and get back to his new study. "The crystal entity didn't seem to be able to perceive that I was studying it with magic so we can bump magic as a source down on the list of causes but when I used the kankara formula to study the lifeform more and was able to learn that the being is only part of a full entity and that there are hundreds to thousands of other shards of the entity that would also find a host like it had"
The word host got Sirzechs full attention "what do you mean hosts Ajuka" the other Satan nodded at the question before answering "it would seem that the race these beings come from have reached an evolutionary dead end and have no more room for growth other than refinement of what they already have but as a consequence of their origin they aren't all that creative and have brute forced there way to any solution that they have used so they adopted the use of host species to gift them abilitys and no oversize other than the minimum so that the hosts can use the one thing they don't have"
The answer was obvious "creativity in using the gifted powers" Ajuka nodded and continued his report. "The entity's split into numerous shards that each link to a host or multiple host so as to gather data on how to use the abilitys differently and each time they tweak how the power is expressed for the new host."
Sirzechs rubbed his chin in thought "are there any concerns about what the entity will do when it has all the data it needs?" Ajuka shrugged and answered simply "no because I gave the main intelligence a lobotomy or its species equivalent" that got a small flinch from both the other Satan's in the room but Ajuka just explained why he did it with a blunt voice.
"If the main intelligence thinks it has enough data it would have killed all hosts to retrieve it's shards before detonating the earths core and all other earths core in its considerably large range" that convinced the others that he was in the right to lobotomize the entity but Serafall was still curious "how many earths would it reach Ajuka" that made the Satan stop for a moment before he manifestated his formular to run some calculations quickly.
"10^80 earths or about enough energy to destroy 1.9x10^50 universes but that's only the energy amount they wouldn't be able to actually destroy one let alone multiple universes" that got both Serafall and Sirzechs to pale considerably and rapidly thank Ajuka for lobotomizing the entity